A message from the leader

The representative of the Russian government has informed us that the Russian leader harbours grave doubts about the accuracy of the leader's interpretation of Marxist theory. In this critical phase of the class struggle in China, we must not deviate from the correct application of Marxist-Leninist teachings. It appears that Moscow believes that the leader has a better understanding of what is needed to advance the Communist cause in China. As far as Moscow is concerned, the party would do well to accept the leader as the new chairman, or suffer the displeasure of the Russian leader.