Wojtek Never Drops A Crate

Private Wojtek has proven himself a uniquely valuable member of our supply lines. Even during the heat of combat, small arms fire brushing the hair on his head, arms and legs, he did not drop a single crate of munitions. This brave soldier ensured our artillery could keep firing, and was thereby instrumental in defeating the enemy. As a result of this it has been decided that Wojtek should be promoted.