Big Bob enters the scene

After the stunning success of the Bob Semple tank, the high command of the New Zealand Defense Force requested that an upscaled version be produced. Standing at more than 15 feet tall, and weighing in at no less than 120 tons, the new vehicle is awe-inspiring in every sense of the word. It's armament consisting of twin 17-pounder anti-tank guns will make short work of any enemy, while its heavy armor - extensively tested to ensure that it is, in fact, bulletproof - will allow it to move into the thick of battle without fear. At the unveiling ceremony, one observer called it "the most remarkable tank ever produced," while another called it "unparalleled." Mass production is expected to start within the month.