The birth of New Zealand Armor

Rumbling down the main street of the capital, the new Bob Semple tank of the New Zealand Defense Force stands as a true testament to the ingenuity and the fighting spirit of the New Zealand people. Armed with six machineguns and armored with almost certainly bulletproof iron plating, it will be quite possibly the biggest obstacle any invader will have to overcome. Some so-called experts point to the lackluster performance and weak armament of the vehicle as reasons why it should not be built, but as Prime Minister the New Zealand leader said during the official acceptance ceremony of the vehicle, the timely defense of the realm is of such importance that perfect equipment can neither be expected nor demanded.