Chaplin Seized in California

Joyous news for the German leader today as his favorite movie star, the one and only Charlie Chaplin, has been found in California. While escaping to rural areas, he was stopped by a German patrol, who immediately recognized him for his iconic mustache. After having him reprise the final monologue of his masterful "The Great Dictator," the esteemed actor was 'convinced' to come along to entertain the German troops stationed in the region. Now he is going to be sent to Berlin, where the German leader will finally get to meet his hero. While political differences risks putting a damper on the meeting, the German leader is awaiting the moment as giddy as a child.