The Fall of Gibraltar

For the first time since it was seized by the British more than two centuries ago, Gibraltar is back in Spanish hands. News coming in from the territory report that most of the garrison has surrendered, although a few stubborn holdouts have retreated to tunnels running under the Rock. At a press conference in Madrid, representatives of the government stated that Gibraltar is henceforth to be considered Spanish territory 'in perpetuity.' British diplomats have unsurprisingly debunked the statement, dismissing it as 'utter nonsense.'