France demands special rights

Following a series of incidents in which some of our French-speaking citizens were assaulted in the streets by masked thugs, the French ambassador has today called upon the leader and presented a note from his government, which states that as we are evidently unable to protect the French community in our borders, the French government considers it their duty to do it for us. For this purpose, they demand to be given a sweeping set of rights, including the right to station troops in our country and to have the French Gendarmarie conduct investigations inside our borders. Refusal to grant these rights, the note states, would be considered a hostile act which would lead to the gravest of consequences.