Negotiations with the EEE

The dastardly Anatolian fascists have been sowing chaos while making themselves unapproachable by the government since the very inception of their malignant movement, however things appear to be changing. We have been approached with the offer to make the deal of a century - to join our forces with the Anatolian fascists to further our mutual goal of a defeated Turkey. It cannot be denied that many of our administration would make this deal with the devils of our nation simply to get them to cease their anti-government actions, and it also cannot be denied that there are even some serpents among our civil servants that find the EEE's goals agreeable, or even laudable. Thankfully, magnate Aristotle Onassis has presented us with an alternative course of action: Onassis, also being from Anatolia, will form a counter-movement using his fame, business acumen, and personal wealth and use that movement to sap the EEE's support base. This course of action by no means guarantees the squashing of the EEE, but we have more than enough evidence to suggest Onassis could well pull off the caper if we ask him to.